Welcome, welcome! Come in, it is lovely to be with you again! I have turned to our Lords’ word to bring you the cure for our plastix-waste sins! Gather in, come close my children!
Acedia: Work for the good of others my children, lest thee be thrown into snake pits!
Luxuria: Chastity, self-control and using that wicked energy for the good of others… else be smothered in fire and brimstone!
Gula: My children, you need temperance and the desire to be healthy, that you are fit to serve others… or eat you shall! You will be force fed rats, toads and snakes thence be cured of your plastic gluttony!
Superbia: Remove your ego and boastfulness as it were a rotting tooth! Humility and service before self or you choose to be broken on the wheel, my children please…!
Avarita: My children, the cure for your greed, as it has been written is simple: sharing not hoarding, others before self and charity. Should you not find these within, be boiled alive in oil!
Wrath: Patience, empathy and compassion will save thee from a living dismemberment.
Tristita: Your cure is living with the desire to help others, kindness and be content with what you have. Children, if this you cannot house then freezing water until you are dead will be thou punishment.
Until next time, keep the faith and remain the faithful. Be guided and be kind how you step...
Your Friend in & out of Plastix,